Baby Austin-Avon will probably grow up in Glens Falls. He doesn’t have a job yet.

He is the best, most awesome baby ever. He’s really good at being cute. He is also a rascal.

He loves being read to, making his mom tired, listening to ridiculous songs, wiggling, being loved, picking his nose in utero, resting his hand behind his head, doing parkour, obscuring his face with his hand during ultrasound attempts to peek at him, secondhand ice cream sundaes and refusing to kick when anyone other than his mom tries to feel him move.

He is due Wednesday, August 29, 2012.